A Beached Hermit
As I write this, the temperatures outside hover in the 20s and 30s and the ground is covered with a thin layer of snow and ice.
Snoozin’ On The Deck
If you have never seen the movie "Turner & Hooch," you may not "get" this reference, but I am presently in the midst of...
Advice From My Life Coach
Some of you peeps might have noticed that things have been a bit quiet around here lately, but I can assure you that the...
Never Underestimate “Old Top”
Shit Talkin' is an acquired skill; everybody does it, but only the best of us can do it well enough that the target never...
“Fucking Vermin”: For The Love Of Hatred
Yes, I strategically placed an F-bomb in the title precisely because I'm hoping to draw everyone's attention to a species-wide crisis that, especially at...
A Half-Day Hermit Furlough
As of this writing, I have been effectively housebound for the last two and a half months. Having spent the last ten years happily...
Warmed By Frozen Silence
It is true what they say about some of your senses getting better after one or more of the others is compromised in some...
Paperboy Prattle
I think I have made it clear that I am not a morning person, not terribly fond of the entire human race until I've...
Cross-Species Teambuilding
This is not a puppy story; now that Miss Alice has her own account, email address, and identity, she is hard at work on...
