The Early-Bird Drunk And The Snapped Backpack Strap

I gave the driver a "please give me a second to wrestle my bag away from this drunk alligator" look and politely told this guy that it was no big deal... I could fix it when I got home... and that I hoped he'd have a nice day. It took him a second, but he came to understand that I was politely telling him to let the fuck go and back off.

The Fat City Bus Driver

The problem with getting out in public is that there are people there...

Greyhound Dreamin’

He tossed and he turned and he moaned - for two and a half hours - and he groaned and he flopped himself over onto my shoulder as if I was some sort of fucking Michelin Man

A Man On A Mission

As he came into view, with his head down and not looking around at cars or other people, my neighbor approached – right on schedule – as if it was just like any other day of the week, month, or year. In that moment two truths became crystal clear to me : 1. The only thing in life that is absolute is death. 2. The best lives are those spent fighting to disprove rule # 1.